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webby · Guest

How did we lose that?????

Louis - on any other day a min of a hat trick.....

On any other day there keeper would have been sent off.......

On any other day Jacko wouldnt send my 'Gaydar' off the scale......
worrying display in the changing rooms mate............

What worried me most was some of the lads having a little fiddle before they joined him in the showers- watching jacko & Gaz soaped up in the showers gave me nightmares last night.....

Jacko · Joined: 08 Sep 2007 Posts: 116

Webby, why were you 'watching' me and Gaz in the showers? And you say I'm the one setting off this 'Gaydar'!!!

These nightmares your going on about are probably having gay sex with Deucey!!! By the way, he's batting as well. Carl, not sure Webby will be availalble this coming Saturday after that experience!

I thought I saw you playing tents with yourslef in the changing rooms but couldn't be sure as I wasn't perving on you like you were on me and the fat kid!

webby · Guest

you've found me out.... my marriage is a sham, i've really been looking for a big hunk of love like you all my life......

i assure you though, there was no perving going on, it was like a full blown porno in that shower- with you frightening the young un's in between recommendations to go to www.bigcocks.co.uk and search for the 'firehose' ....... say no more!

(are you sure thats the right address, it's just Browny's text to say that he cant find it??)

Guest · Posted: 27 Jan 08 6:59 pm Post subject:

webby you was the most guilty of playing wiv your acorn before entering the showers, noticed you couldn't take your eyes of duceys lunchbox.may i suggest a pre match snack in future.
Anyway back to football, we played them off the park created plenty in the 1st half and limited them to 2 shots all game. Loads of positives to take out of the game and good to see some of the lads coming back from injury.
All in all their was some good displays jacko had some of the players who haven't seen him play before in awe, louis looked lively and was unfortunate not to bag a trick,danny come thro a full 90 with no problems, matt s played well for an hour,gaz was comfortable all game, paul taylor twisted his knee and bravely said he was fine.Dave hawe solid all game in more ways than one,(sorry dave u know i luv you) and a debut for ducey which was quite funny as the ref told him shortly after coming on he was gonna punch his lights out. classic. But i'll leave the best till last webby was the mom and shocked me as i never knew he had it in him. well done mate.

Jacko · Joined: 08 Sep 2007 Posts: 116

Webby, I bet you were in 'aw' weren't you? Don't worry mate, I might even pass on a few tips. Saying that it's hard to educate really old people, they tend to be set in their own little ways. Bless. Give me a shout if you want your piss bag changing, I'll get Matty or Danny to do it seeing as they do everything else for you!!! Laughing

carl · Guest

"old people" jacko yo've got two younger brothers who'll be wheeling you to games in your chair soon. They also let slip that u still piss the bed and have one of them alarms on it to wake u up..

Jacko · Joined: 08 Sep 2007 Posts: 116

All I'll say Carl is, you've made it obvious who your favourite little player is!!! Should have guessed seeing as you gave him man of the match and gave the lazy get a full game!

carl · Guest

Dont knock yourself mate u might have bin a lazy get but it showed u never came to the carl marran school of finishing in our earlier years together. Don' listen webby he's just jealous as your acorn is marginaly bigger. what you reckon willy?

willy · Joined: 06 Mar 2007 Posts: 194

why am i the mitigator all of a sudden? i just mind my own business not bothering anybody, let live and live i say, although the next chance i get i dont mind running my expert eye over the situation and giving as usual, a fair and honest account.

willy · Joined: 06 Mar 2007 Posts: 194

p.s. i cant wait to be in awe of you jacko......

webby · Guest

Jacko- its true, you lived up to the hype.....

unfortunately - it was all your own hype!

To be fair mate, it was good to finally see you on the pitch if you didnt talk so much you might be able to run a bit further and faster.

As for Danny and Matt doing my running- isnt that what having the kids in the team is for?

i was tempted to get you one of those pedometer things to measure how far you moved all game but i didnt need one!!

As to getting a full game, i got bloody pulled off (excuse the expression!) after 70 mins.

Cant wait for next weeks thrilling instalment after the lead up to this weeks game having more twists and turns than 'holly f*cking oaks'!!

carl · Guest

Just checked the stats on the pro-zone webby and jacko covered 5 kilometeres more than you! his mouth did 10 more tho! As for being pulled off never heard you complain i thought u enjoyed it!!!

webby · Guest

Jacko, you missing me big boy?

Jacko · Joined: 08 Sep 2007 Posts: 116

Webby, I'm all talked out to be fare! I've lost my voice having to tell you what to do all the time, it was like having a kid to look after!

Did you come off then? Kind of shows what a fantastic impact you must have made throughout the game for me not to even notice your departure. The last thing I remember was you getting your head kicked in by their goalkeeper. Did your arse fall out so you asked to be bragged off! Embarassed

webby · Guest

i like it, having someone tell me where to pass the ball too made it very easy. Means i dont have to think.......

I was hoping you were going to arrest the keeper for assault but i think he worried you too much, thats the only reason i can think of you not going into the penalty area all game? as for not noticing me going off- im devastated that you missed that i felt we had a connection.....- or maybe it was due to you running around in a circle with your head down everytime you got the ball-thought you'd dropped 50p on the floor!